Friday, June 20, 2008

I figured out what Vicodin does to me...

Apparently it makes me have hyper-realistic dreams...it's pretty awesome but inconvenient. For example, I had to call off work this morning at 5, so I set my alarm. I had 3 separate dreams between 5 and 5:12 am in which I called off work and went back to sleep, then woke up in a successive dream until I actually woke up and I wasn't in another dream. I know there was another one, but I can't remember it...Vicodin also kills my short-term memory and gives me intense ADD, so much so that I can't carry on a fluent conversation. In fact, while writing this I was just distracted by that one commercial for the butterfly habitat where they send you caterpillars and you grow them in a net cage thing. It looked so cool.

God, I can't wait for solid food again.

In other news, I ordered some shorts and a belt from HotTopic.com. If you sign up for an account on there and put in the code "HTACCOUNT" for a discount code, you get 20% off your order as long as you're signed in to your account when you make the order.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Really? Vicodin just makes me sleep constantly. And then, because I'm allergic to it, I break out in a nasty rash that covers my entire body.

Not nearly as awesome as what it does to you...

Me said...

Terrance the Orange Hatted Applesauce Man.

That's what Vicodin does to me.