I figured out what Vicodin does to me...

Apparently it makes me have hyper-realistic dreams...it's pretty awesome but inconvenient. For example, I had to call off work this morning at 5, so I set my alarm. I had 3 separate dreams between 5 and 5:12 am in which I called off work and went back to sleep, then woke up in a successive dream until I actually woke up and I wasn't in another dream. I know there was another one, but I can't remember it...Vicodin also kills my short-term memory and gives me intense ADD, so much so that I can't carry on a fluent conversation. In fact, while writing this I was just distracted by that one commercial for the butterfly habitat where they send you caterpillars and you grow them in a net cage thing. It looked so cool.

God, I can't wait for solid food again.

In other news, I ordered some shorts and a belt from HotTopic.com. If you sign up for an account on there and put in the code "HTACCOUNT" for a discount code, you get 20% off your order as long as you're signed in to your account when you make the order.

New Spectacles

I had an optometrist appointment yesterday so I got to pick out new glasses. I ordered these:

I luffs them. They kinda make me feel like a mad scientist from a 50's movie or something when I wear them, but it's kinda fun. Transitions too, so I can actually have sunglasses again.

New Blog is New

So I'm sitting here, high on Vicodin with gauze stuffing my mouth, and think, "You know what's a good idea? A blog." So I made this. I figured this would be better than the status update thing on Facebook and have better features than Xanga. So here it is. My House of Fish Doom for your pleasure.